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Disclaimer "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - Last words of Pancho Villa, Mexican bandit & revolutionary
Introductions "Whoever despises himself still esteems the despiser within himself." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Cogs "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony." - Morpheus from 'The Matrix'
Peace Of Mind "What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything." - Unknown
Rational Racism "So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." - Danny Vinyard from 'American History X'
Awkward "If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be too cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down." - Annie Dillard
Days Of Our Lives "The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time." - James Taylor
Acclimatization "There is unexpected beauty hidden everywhere in this world — one just has to be open to seeing it. Remember that the next time you sneeze on your monitor." - Nathan Walton.
The Real Circle Of Life "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!" - Bill McKenna
Classical Coding "It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning" - Salvador Dali
The Commute "Commuter trains are packed with voyeurs of a similar bent." - Nigel Andrew
The Grandest Pickup Line "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen
T Is For Thirst "I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain...Comin' down on a sunny day?" - Creedence Clearwater Revival from 'Have Your Ever Seen The Rain'
It's Just Easier That Way "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
Loud Mouths And Time "Courteous men learn courtesy from the discourteous." - Persian Proverb
The 5 C's "Time will take your money, but money won't buy time." - James Taylor
Early Nights "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre
i-Gave-Them-A-Chance "If you're not making mistakes, you're not taking risks, and that means you're not going anywhere. The key is to make mistakes faster than the competition, so you have more changes to learn and win." - John W. Holt, Jr.
To-Do Lists "Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself." - Monty Python
The Grandest Pickup Line II "It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done." - Samuel Johnson (in Boswell's Life of Johnson)
Le Kensington Lock "The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." - William Arthur Ward